stinky dirty shoe scrambled eggs

Conversation at the breakfast table.

Shelbs: Mom, these eggs smell like DIRT.

Me: Then don't eat them! You'll have to go hungry till lunch.

Birdie: Mom, they smell like my dirty shoes.

(and she has some nasty shoes she wears with no socks.....WOW)

Me: (laugh under my breath) What do you mean?

Birdie: They smell like my dirty stinky shoes.

Shelbs: Mom, they taste like Birdie's dirty shoes taste.

Me: (turning so they don't see me roll my eyes and smile)

Birdie: Shelbs, how do you know what my dirty shoes taste like?

Shelbs: They taste like what a dirty shoe would taste like....SICK.

Bird: Mom, come smell them...(as she waves her hand over the plate to direct the stench to my nose)

Me: They taste just fine to me, although they do smell like scrambled eggs.

(eating a small amount, just in case they do taste like dirty stinky shoes)

Just eat them girls.

Silence for a minute!

Shelbs: They taste like DIRT.

oh, they crack me up!